The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

"All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share."

"My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]"

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.