Creative Quotations from Joan Rivers (1937-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Joan Rivers
(1937-____) born on Jun 8

US "comedian, talk show host". "She is famous for her dry wit; had her own talk show, "The Late Show," 1986-7; won Emmy for guest hosting "The Tonight Show," 1983."

Never floss with a stranger.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
R:	"In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989."
A:	From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
N:	"In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."
K:	"Enter Talking, 1986."