Oh yes, there is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast."

Variety is the spice of love.

"To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end."

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

"To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different"; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely. . ."