Creative Quotations from Henny Youngman (1906-1998)

Creative Quotations from . . .

Henny Youngman
(1906-1998) born on Jan 12

US comedian. "He is best known for the line, "Take my wife, please.""

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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock."

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
R:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A:	NBC TV 28 Aug 86
N:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
K:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."