Creative Quotations from George Carlin (1937-2008)

Creative Quotations from . . .

George Carlin
(1937-2008) born on May 12

US comedian. "He created the characters "Biff Burns," sportscaster and "Al Street," weatherman."

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

"If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."

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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R:	"From "Alt.Quotations Misc," an internet collection of quotations"
A:	From an Internet collection by BilLee.
N:	"From "Clint's Master Quotation Page," an internet collection of quotations."
K:	From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.