Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

"Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls... collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer... commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.""

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

"In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon."

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.