Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

"Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding."

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

"It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism."