Creative Quotations from . . .
Gary Apple
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F
You may not know this, but I'm an impressionist. Allow me to do my impression of a competent public speaker."

R
"That's a very good question. See me at the break, and I'll avoid answering it then, too."
A
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him on weekends."
N
"I'm way overdue for a promotion. I've made so many lateral moves, I'm beside myself."
K
"I'm not the man I used to be, so why should I have to pay off his debts?"
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A: ""Current Comedy.""
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
   



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