From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."