Creative Quotations from . . .
Groucho Marx
(1890-1977) born on
Oct 02
US comedian. "He was the leader of the Marx brother team and famous for his ad-lib insults in his TV show "You Bet Your Life," 1950-1961."
 
   
F
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

R
"A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast."
A
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
N
"If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers."
K
No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "Correct Quotes for DOS," WordStar International, 1991."
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A: "Quoted in A. Spiegelman and B. Schneider, Whole Grains"
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: "In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
   



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