It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you.

When you were quite a little boy somebody ought to have said 'hush' just once.

"Wedlock - the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."

To be made to hold his tongue is the greatest insult you can offer him -- though he might be ready with a poker to make you hold yours.