Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier."

"The curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the incredible."

"On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women."

Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it.

In war the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one.