Creative Quotations from Artemus Ward (1834-1867)

Creative Quotations from . . .

Artemus Ward
(1834-1867) born on Apr 26

US humorist. "One of the most popular 19th-century American humorists, whose lecture techniques exercised much influence on such humorists as Mark Twain."

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

Draw your salary before spending it.

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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	""Artemus Ward's Lecture.""
R:	Artemus Ward's Lecture
A:	"Artemus Ward His Book, `Fourth of July Oration'"
N:	"From "Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File," an collection of quotations from the Internet."
K:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."