Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.

"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."

"Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but ever time a man leaves off something he looks worse."

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.