Morals being mostly only social habits and circumstantial necessities.

Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.

Taste: a quality possessed by persons without originality or moral courage.

"No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down."

It does not follow . . . that the right to criticize Shakespeare involves the power of writing better plays. And in fact . . . I do not profess to write better plays.