Creative Quotations from P. G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

Creative Quotations from . . .

P. G. Wodehouse
(1881-1975) born on Oct 15

English "novelist, humorist". "He is best known for farces of English gentry; created characters Wooster and Jeeves in "The Inimitable Jeeves," 1924."

Golf, like measles, should be caught young."

I always advise people never to give advice.

""Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate.""

The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'When!'

"Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good."

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "The Golfer's Book of Wisdom," ed. by Criswell Freeman, 1995."
R:	"In "The Golfer's Book of Wisdom," ed. by Criswell Freeman, 1995."
A:	"The Adventures of Sally, Ch. 10"
N:	"Very Good Jeeves!," 'Jeeves and the Impending Doom'"
K:	"NY "Mirror," 27 May 55"