To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."

Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.