Creative Quotations from . . .
Fran Lebowitz
(1950-____) born on
Oct 27
US journalist. She is a magazine columnist noted for her satirical essays on urban life.
         
   
F
To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

R
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
A
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
N
"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."
K
Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996."
R: "Social Studies, "Tips for Teens" (1981)."
A: "Social Studies, "Pointers for Pets" (1981)."
N: "Metropolitan Life, 1978"
K: "In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989."
   



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