Creative Quotations from Mort Sahl (1927-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Mort Sahl
(1927-____) born on May 11

Canadian "journalist, humorist". "He wrote "Big Party.""

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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were."

"People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely."

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Would you buy a second-hand car from this man?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"From "Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File," an collection of quotations from the Internet."
R:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N:	"Of President Nixon, attr."
K:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."