Uncertainty is the worst of all evils until the moment when reality makes us regret uncertainty.

"If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring."

We can invent only with memory.

Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided.

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.