Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

I believe all literature started as gossip.

"Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn't suffered and I'll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colors."

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.