Creative Quotations from . . .
W. C. Fields
(1880-1946) born on Jan 29
US "actor, comedian". "He was famous in vaudeville, stage, film and radio for hard drinking and dislike of children; starred with Mae West in "My Little Chickadee," 1940."
 
   
F
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

R
"Remember, a dead fish can float down stream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
A
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.
N
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
K
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: His last words.
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A: "In "W. C. Fields, Rowdy King of Comedy," by Robert L. Taylor."
N: "In "The Hamlyn Pocket Dictionary of Quotations," by Jonathan Hunt, 1979."
K: "In "The Manager's Book of Quotations," by Lewis D. Eigen and Jonathan P. Siegel, 1989."
   



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