US "journalist, author, humorist".
"She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976."
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. . . .
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
I do not participate in a sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
