Creative Quotations from . . .
Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996) born on Feb 21
US "journalist, author, humorist". "She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976."
 
   
F
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""

R
"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."
A
"Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world."
N
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. And how do you know laughter if there is no pain to compare it with?"
K
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
R: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
A: "In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
   



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