Creative Quotations from Carol Burnett (1933-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Carol Burnett
(1933-____) born on Apr 26

US "actress, comedienne". "She is one of the classic funny women who hosted her own show, "The Carol Burnett Show," 1966-77; won five Emmys."

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Are we having fun yet?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

"People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows."

I think we're here for each other.

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	Phil Donahue show NBC TV 16 Oct 86
R:	"In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
A:
N:	"In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989."
K:	"In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."