Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."