The malignant neglect of the last twelve years has led to breakdown of our country's immune system, environmentally, culturally, politically, spiritually and physically."

"They're called "angels" because they're in heaven until the reviews come out."

"What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other . . . but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other."

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

"What does it mean when people applaud? . . . Should I give 'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The "lack" of applause -- that I can respond to."