Creative Quotations from . . .
Milton Berle
(1908-2002) born on Jul 12
US comedian. "Uncle Miltie dominated early television with "The Milton Berle Show," 1948-56; known for collecting colleagues' jokes."
 
   
F
I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property.

R
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
N
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
K
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "A Dictionary of Wit, Wisdom & Satire," by H. V. Prochnow, et al., 1962."
R: News summaries 1 Jul 54
A: "In "The Hamlyn Pocket Dictionary of Quotations," by Jonathan Hunt, 1979."
N: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
K: At a Howard Cosell roast.
   



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