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BEAUTY, n. That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband."
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"BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to "be" something from the man who wishes to "do" something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly"
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"BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters -- the most difficult kind of English verse to write acceptably; a kind, therefore, much affected by those who cannot acceptably write any kind."
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"CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries."
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"BIGOT, n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain."
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