Creative Quotations from . . .
Ambrose Bierce
(1842-1914) born on Jun 24
US "journalist, short-story writer". "He was a noted wit, satirist and sardonic short story writer who disappeared while covering the Mexican revolution."
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CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."

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"CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones."
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"CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit"
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"CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws."
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"CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "The Devil's Dictionary, 1911."
R: "The Devil's Dictionary, 1911."
A: "The Devil's Dictionary, 1911."
N: "The Devil's Dictionary, 1911."
K: "The Devil's Dictionary, 1911."
   



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