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PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage."
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"PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection."
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"PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne."
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"PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought."
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"PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy of opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself."
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