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PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians -- who are Hogmies."
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"PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor."
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"PLAGIARISM, n. A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable subsequence."
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"POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown."
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"POLITENESS, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy."
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