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URBANITY, n. The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, "I beg your pardon," and it is not consistent with disregard of the rights of others."
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"UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian."
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"STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached."
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"TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary."
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"SYCOPHANT, n. One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor."
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