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WEATHER, n. The climate of the hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned."
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"UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife."
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"SYMBOL, n. Something that is supposed to typify or stand for something else. Many symbols are mere "survivals" -- as funereal urns carved on memorial monuments. We cannot stop making them, but we can give them a name that conceals our helplessness."
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"USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality. Imbued with a decent reverence for this Holy Triad an industrious writer may hope to produce books that will live as long as the fashion."
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"TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics."
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