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YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age."
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"WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride."
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"TURKEY, n. A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating."
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"WHITE, adj. and n. Black."
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"WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity."
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