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VACATION-QUOTE-OF-THE-DAY
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1
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Vacation is
what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
--The Lion
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2
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A vacation
frequently
means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who
sees that the others get it.
--Marcelene Cox
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3
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If you did everything you really should
do before you go on vacation,
it would be over before it started.
--Beryl Pfizer
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4
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A vacation
is
over when you begin to yearn for your work.
--Morris Fishbein
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5
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No man needs a vacation
so
much as the man who has just had one.
--Elbert Hubbard
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6
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Sick days are the same as vacation
days,
but with sound effects.
-- Dogbert
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7
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I envy people who can just look at
a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque
to me than a vacation.
--Dustin Hoffman
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8
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I hate vacations.
If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?
--Philip Johnson
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9
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I needed a drink, I needed a lot of
life insurance, I needed a vacation,
I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun.
--Raymond Chandler
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10
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If some people didn't tell you, you'd
never know they'd been away on a vacation.
--Kin Hubbard
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11
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A vacation
is
having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
--Robert Orben
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12
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It amazes me that most people spend
more time planning next summer's vacation
than
they do planning the rest of their lives.
--Patricia Fripp
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13
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It has long been my belief that in
times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation,
the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed
in our true personalities.
--Shirley Jackson
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14
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
--Milton Berle
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15
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A vacation
should
be just long enough that you're boss misses you, and not long enough for
him to discover how well he can get along without you.
-- Unknown
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16
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No vacation
goes
unpunished.
--Karl A. Hakkarainen
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17
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One of the most common disrupters of
marital bliss is the choice of where to spend a vacation.
What this country needs is an ocean in the mountains.
--Paul Sweeny
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18
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The alternative to a vacation
is
to stay home and tip every third person you see.
-- Unknown
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19
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For a while we pondered whether to
take a vacation
or
get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks,
but a divorce is something you always have.
--Woody Allen
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20
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The bigger the summer vacation
the
harder the fall.
-- Unknown
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21
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The rainy days a man saves for usually
seem to arrive during his vacation.
-- Unknown
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22
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Those that say you can't take it with
you never saw a car packed for a vacation
trip.
-- Unknown
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23
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Write me a verse, my old machine -
I lack for an inspiration; the skies are blue and the trees are green,
and I long for a long vacation.
-- Unknown
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24
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Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid
vacation
for
freeloaders.
--Ronald Reagan
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25
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Using a camera appeases the anxiety
which the work-driven feel about not working when they are on vacation
and
supposed to be having fun. They have something to do that is like a friendly
imitation of work: they can take pictures.
--Susan Sontag
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26
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"Oh, these? I got these in Zermatt.
Everyone wears them there." That one remark is worth the cost of the vacation.
--Diane Salzberg
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27
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Vacation used
to be a luxury, however, in today's world, it has become a necessity.
-- Unknown
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28
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Vacation:
When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different
parts of the world.
--Robert Orben
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29
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Well, I find that a change of nuisances
is as good as a vacation.
--David Lloyd George
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30
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With me, a change of trouble is as
good as a vacation.
--David Lloyd George
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31
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This summer one third of the nation
will be ill-housed, ill-nourished, and ill-clad. Only they call it a vacation.
--Joseph Salak
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